Anonymous asked: tell me everything is going to be ok, bot

predictivetextbot:

Every thing is going to be gay

futchtop:
“ kagekubi:
“not for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
”
his name is dog water
”

futchtop:

kagekubi:

not for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

his name is dog water

(via flightcub)

catsuggest:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

How Do I Explain To My Cat That Stepping On My Boobs Hurts 

feel ok to me ? feet do not hurt

(via zackisontumblr)

linda-belcher:
“Signal boost.
”

linda-belcher:

Signal boost.

rahgot:
“ Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice
”

rahgot:

Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice

(via firstruleofmethclub)

ultrafacts:
“Source [x]
Follow @ultrafacts for more facts!”

ultrafacts:

Source [x]

Follow @ultrafacts for more facts!

(via ultrafacts)

godneyvevo:

caterpie:

hifumiyamada:

image

so the gifset didn’t load correctly

woth the taste of your lops im on a rode

This is from Womanizer you uncultured swine.

(via zackisontumblr)

writingsforwinter:

If you lose interest in someone, tell them. 

If you’re not looking for a relationship, tell the person you’re seeing.

If you’re thinking of ghosting someone, tell them.

If you can’t handle meeting up with someone after all, tell them.

If you’re terrible at responding to messages, tell people.

If you prefer talking in person to texting, tell people. 

If you’re seeing several people at the same time, tell them.

If you’re looking for sex rather than dating, tell the person you’re seeing.

It is not difficult to be a decent and honest, open, communicative human being. Respect those whom you interact with and have relationships with by telling the truth instead of leading them on or being deceitful.

(via opallatte-deactivated20220304)

drawdroid:
“ah
”
heyiwantyoutostay:
“FUCK YES
”
  • me when im broke: why did I foolishly spend that 75 cents my mom gave me on candy in 1998